OH WIMBLEDON SOON YAAAAAAAAAAWN

Its that time of year again !  , over-priced strawberries and cream , pimms o'clock , rain , big serves , crowds on Henman Hill ( yes sorry jock fans of Andy Murray its not called MurrayMound ) , plucky Brits all losing in the first round , unless 2 play each other , 

 Murray struggling to beat a wildcard in 5 sets , moaning to himself , moaning at the umpire , the crowd , to "camp Murray " , at his mum , his racket , the strawberries , oh who knows who else . 

Probable Federrer / Nadal or Djokovic Final , old has-beens , Brit never-beens , Mcenroe brown-nosing , grunting (ladies only) , double entendres , Men's semis , other innuendo , uncomfortable camera angles , Sue Barker , "expert" Tim , flag waving , faces painted , twisted necks , Mexican waves .

Rain delays , roof closing , roof opening , sun in , sun out , 

"You cannot be serious" ............i finish with a bow to the Royal Box , out of courtesy .
ANDY ! ANDY ! ANDY ! ..........